chef 17

hey guys!!! how long has it been since i updated?? sorry ehh.. ahhaas. has been really busy nowadays and i dont really feel like blogging much cause of the lazyness i built up during the holidays..

its gonna be 1 hell of a boring holiday cause after spm there are no worries.. before it.. we form fives were like.. OMG study STUDY STUDY!! lalalla.. and etc.. but now everything is just.. like crap.. boring as hell.. when teachers say that we're gonna miss our high school life.. no kidding.. i really do miss it..

anyway.. i went to visit the new Taylors Lakeside Campus yesterday and it,s just freaking awesome.. it has this awesome environment and everything lah!! i really really wanna go there and study culinary arts..

i met Emmanuel Stroobant (i think thats how his name is spelt.. and i really dont bother to check) aka Chef in Black.. he cooked and everything.. and really. the way he presented his dishes.. and the tastes is just omg.. highclass nonsense.. really he is like a top chef.. now owning 3 restaurants in SG i think..

it's really worth it that i went to his lecture.. he really did inspire me and taught me alot.. being a chef is not about cooking.. its more than that.. being a great chef inspires.. and i will be that chef..

BUT 1ST.. i have to convince my mum.. and i will.. i'll make sure i'll be the best..

anyway heres my question to you!!! where are you gonna study next time?? and if you're not planning on furthuring your studies where are you goin to work.. and those who dont even plan on working or studying.. you guys might just be asses who is giving up on your futures..

I SWORE VERY LITTLE TODAY!! XD...
anywayss... thank you guys.. and piece! i mean peace!!

16 is the number when 8 is multiplied by 2..

today!! i have just found out that the Ministry of Education has just state a ruling a maximum of 12 subjects to be taken by SPM students.. this is tremendous bullshit.. why??

just imagine if other students would like to take more than 12 subjects.. like science stream students wanna take like economics, accounts, and other subjects.. does that mean their not allowed to?.. OFCOURSE!! THIS MEANS THEIR NOT ALLOWED TO BECAUSE THE MOE HAVE PUNY RETARDED FUCKED UP BRAINS.. i think they're just thinking of themselves cause they fucking hate to mark papers.. =/..

oh yea.. and the minimum is fixed to 10 subjects.. so if you form 4 people think you can only take up to 6 subjects.. you're freaking wrong.. and you're gonna die cause you only studied 6 subjects thoroughly just to pass.. bunch of small brain faggots.. hell yea i'm talking bout you!! the guy or girl who thought he or she just needs 6 subjects and studied thoroughly to pass person.... did that go right? i confused myself..

anywayy do you guys approve on this decision made by the MOE to only allow students to take 12 subjects max?? and give your reasons why you agree or dissagree.. i for one simply dissapprove.. =/..

bye guys!! whooosshhhh!!!!

15# is the freaking 15th number of the number list..

i think i will spice up my blog with funny post titles which would not give out any surprise of my post at all.. wakakkakaka..

anywho.. how are you guys doing? dont answer that.. hahahha anyway.. its 11.19pm right now and i'm freaking bored.. i have physics tomorrow and its just really shitty.. i just cant do physics well anymore.. =/.. i'll just have to hope i freaking pass this paper.. sigh~~..

IN OTHER NEWS!

a japanese man just got married to a non-existant virtual girlfriend of his.. how fucked up is that? is he some kinda retard or is he just really desperate?? i mean.. come on.. a virtual girlfriend? thats just really fucked up.. i have no idea whats going through his head.. its just a freaking game for gods sake!!

this "girl" came from a game called "girls side, 1st love, plus'' and its made for the nintendo DS.. and the funny fucked up thing is.. there is actually a live audience and a priest in his wedding.. and the other funny fucked up thing is when the priest said "you may kiss the bride".. he actually performed a fellatio on his nintendo DS, picturing he is making out with his "girlfriend"named Nene and covered it or her in desperate fucked up nerd slobber.. and its the best kinda slobber out there!!! trust me i should know *nods* hahahhahah!! just joking! i never kissed a nerd.. or did i?? hahahha!!

here's 2 pictures of him and his virtual bride..


judging by his looks .. you know whats going through his head.. right? no? me neither.. =/


the small pointy thing on his right hand must the his miniature version of his dick to use to fuck his virtual girlfriend and her virtual vagina! hell yea!

anyway here's my question today.. Would you end up like this guy having a virtual partner and why do you think having a virtual partner is good or bad?? or would you rather go date some fat and ugly person and have some real life pussy??!! leave your answers in the comment box beloww..

hmmms.. thats some pretty hard decision to make, dont you think?? i think i would end up like this guy.. i wouldnt wanna have to look at some fat and ugly girl and having intimacy with her.. i think my dick would be so afraid, it'll get sucked right into my body..

wait wait.. if his nintendo ds ran out of battery, i wonder whats his reaction like.. hahahhaa!! it should be fucking hillarious cause he might have to play the whole game over again.. hahahhahaha!!!

14##!!! IM SORRY!!

wazzup guys!!!! sorry for the super long hiatus.. i wanted to update and everything but i was just kinda busy.. and all the computers in the house has been occupied.. right now i'm taking a short break after studying general science and since my sister ain't using her laptop, i'm just gonna use it awhile to update.. wakkaka..

and soo here it goes.. spm started at.. errr.. 18 of November right? and its gonna end at 8th of December.. which is 1 more freaking week to go!! woohoo!! anyways studying has been a real pain in the english teabags.. and everyone has been in a serious mood and everything..

at the 1st day of SPM.. everyone was beginning to wonder how difficult this test would be and everything.. everyone is just so tense.. but after the BM paper, i just realized that this is just another test.. soo i continued thinking that way and moved on, leaving the super scared me that almost pooped in my pants after i sat down for the 1st paper..

but enough about that.. lets go on to better topics and etc.. for example.. errr.. hmmms..i dont really have a question to ask you guys right noww.. i'm kinda stuckk :/..

lets talk about this!! and that certain this is about a guy who fucking killed himself.. yea i said it.. fucking killed himself.. there i said it again .. i got this from FLuffeeTalks in Youtube.. there was this fucked up cab driver i think.. he decided to kill himself by tying one end of a rope around his freaking neck and another end to a huge dick(pole).. and he stepped on the acceleration and his fucking head just got ripped of clean from his neck.. that must be some good quality rope there.. anyway out of all the ways to kill himself why use that method?. i think he thought that by jumping off a building , hanging himself or shooting himself is overrated.. he wants it to be special i guess.. and by special i mean mentally retarded..

But if i were him i would.. hmmms.. yea, i guess i would do the same thing as him.. other ways are just really overrated.. i admitted..

If he killed himself by shooting himself in the fucking eye and it came out on the newspaper, people would just say.. "shooting himself in the fucking eye? that is so 12th century" and those people might as well be a dumb blond.. cause there are no guns at the 12th century.. just spears and anything sharp and pointy..

so here's my question today.. how would you kill yourself?? and why would you use that way? leave a comment!!..

and once again i'm really sorry i did not update my blog for the past few weeks..

THANKS FOR READING!! love you guys!! bye!.. i'll update tomorrow again.. i think.. =x..

BYE!!